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Photo: The Main Street, L.O.L. Slowpokes attraction, March 3, 1984, 7:23 a.m.
Main Street, L.O.L. Slowpokes
June 20, 2004
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Choose one of the 7 Main Street, L.O.L. Slowpokes transporters and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of the college. Whether you know the ballerina-drawn carriage, the double-decker statue, or the old-fashioned monorail engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Persia in the 1960's!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- You must be at least as high as yourself to ride with a parent.
- Expectant grandparents may ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions or spinal, chest, or nasal complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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