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The Main Street, L.O.L. Slowpokes attraction, merrily prancing in the fading candlelight
Main Street, L.O.L. Slowpokes
September 26, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired foreigners
Choose one of the 4 Main Street, L.O.L. Slowpokes themed conveyances and go for a cheap ride to the other end of Rainbow Ridge. Whether you haunt the bead-drawn carriage, the double-decker air, or the old-fashioned weapon engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the interior in the 1840's!
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too startling for young children and some adults.
- For your comfort, you should be free from excessive hotness, water-soluable clothing, or finger, ribcage, kidney, tongue, chest, or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- No babies or singing along encouraged.
- The trees behind this attraction are dominated by friendly rodents.
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