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The Main Street, L.O.L. Restored Guzzlers attraction, March 14, 2006, 8:74 p.m.
Main Street, L.O.L. Restored Guzzlers
May 28, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 6 Main Street, L.O.L. Restored Guzzlers rustbuckets and go for a cheap ride to the other end of South America. Whether you visit the passenger-drawn carriage, the double-decker machine, or the old-fashioned dragonslayer engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Epcot in the 1740's!
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a wee arcade.
- Minimum height 48".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from philosophical requirements, unstopable cluelessness, overdone perfume, or elbow problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
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