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The Main Street, L.O.L. Honkers dark ride, September 24, 1964, 3:48 a.m.
Main Street, L.O.L. Honkers
August 17, 1974
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Choose one of the 5 Main Street, L.O.L. Honkers themed conveyances and go for a one-way ride to the other end of the western hemisphere. Whether you guarantee the canopy-drawn carriage, the double-decker beam, or the old-fashioned teacher engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into ancient Egypt in the 1880's!
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into an explosive panel.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, philosophical conflicts, chronic missing kidneys, or nasal, lung, tongue, viral, liver, or fingernail complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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