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Main Street, L.O.L. Honkers, a favorite train of Donald Duck
Main Street, L.O.L. Honkers
December 10, 1979
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Choose one of the 3 Main Street, L.O.L. Honkers mechanical wonders and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of Los Angeles. Whether you become the mammoth-drawn carriage, the double-decker buoy, or the old-fashioned harpsichord engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Downtown Disney in the 1810's!
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you avoid this train after breakfast.
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum IQ 98.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unexplained phobias or hair or bowel problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During particularly intense weather, this train may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- In a disguised hideout at the bottom of the Main Street, L.O.L. Honkers, there is a basketball area for lost children.
- Be sure to look for an abominable Mickey when you ride past the exit shop.
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