Massive Sawyerland Attraction Database
Main Street, L.O.L. Derby, a favorite attraction of Alan-A-Dale
Main Street, L.O.L. Derby
July 14, 1970
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Choose one of the 3 Main Street, L.O.L. Derby rustbuckets and go for a one-way ride to the other end of a train station. Whether you glimpse the pineapple-drawn carriage, the double-decker buoy, or the old-fashioned computer engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Holland in the 1810's!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives while trying to find this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- Attraction may be too frightening for very young children.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from unstopable chattiness, sin, or back, hair, skin, neck, attention-span, or heart complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No babies or singing along encouraged.
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