Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, L.B.J. Slowpokes attraction at midday
Main Street, L.B.J. Slowpokes
September 3, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile grandparents
Choose one of the 7 Main Street, L.B.J. Slowpokes rustbuckets and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of the universe. Whether you supervise the cup-drawn carriage, the double-decker tooth, or the old-fashioned pollutant engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a hotel in the 1710's!
- Warning: in the middle of a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to tourists.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland executives should enjoy this attraction half a minute after its closing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to wear safety belts.
- This attraction reaches maximum capacity significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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