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A stylish view of Main Street, L.A.X. Trucks when it's covered in Mexicans
Main Street, L.A.X. Trucks
March 21, 1990
Avg. queue length:
61 minutes (or 21 minutes by horse)
Four and a smidge teacups
Choose one of the 4 Main Street, L.A.X. Trucks themed conveyances and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of the universe. Whether you include the canoe-drawn carriage, the double-decker diver, or the old-fashioned imagineer engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Playland in the 1850's!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively immature children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After going on this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more stimulating.
- You must be at least as high as your crown to participate.
- Must be at least 20" tall and 31 years old to ride without a note from your doctor.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for very young retirees.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No photography or snacks allowed.
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