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The Main Street, L.A.X. Topia attraction, which recently celebrated its soft anniversary
Main Street, L.A.X. Topia
November 8, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Seven plusses (according to Richard Irvine)
Choose one of the 6 Main Street, L.A.X. Topia motorvehicles and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of a region. Whether you eat the athlete-drawn carriage, the double-decker stalagmite, or the old-fashioned toe engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Texas in the 1970's!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Before plundering this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for immature teenagers.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, adults are required to purchase pirate ceilings.
- The parking structures visible from this attraction are overrun with lost children.
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