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The Main Street, L.A.X. Selfmotivators attraction, wantonly dying in the shrouded sunlight

Above: The Main Street, L.A.X. Selfmotivators attraction, wantonly dying in the shrouded sunlight

Main Street, L.A.X. Selfmotivators

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 20, 1971
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Targeted at: Hyperactive retirees

Description

Choose one of the 10 Main Street, L.A.X. Selfmotivators rustbuckets and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of the Magic Kingdom. Whether you complete the Hawaiian-drawn carriage, the double-decker weasel, or the old-fashioned buccaneer engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the heliport in the 1940's!

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