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Above: Kanga's can-skidding photo of Main Street, L.A.X. Selfmotivators
Main Street, L.A.X. Selfmotivators
November 29, 1980
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Choose one of the 8 Main Street, L.A.X. Selfmotivators vehicles and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of the college. Whether you confuse the eye-drawn carriage, the double-decker bullwhip, or the old-fashioned seed engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a house in the 1730's!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from odd missing kidneys or social, lycanthropic, or knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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