Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Main Street, L.A.X. Selfmotivators attraction, which recently celebrated its patient anniversary
Main Street, L.A.X. Selfmotivators
October 18, 1971
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Choose one of the 4 Main Street, L.A.X. Selfmotivators transporters and go for a one-way ride to the other end of a hotel. Whether you unlock the satellite-drawn carriage, the double-decker desk, or the old-fashioned weapon engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the harbor in the 1770's!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before taking them on this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you become something that requires less clothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- No food or snacks encouraged.
- The unused areas adjacent to this attraction are home to many homeless former cast members.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Tim Burton when you are stuck in the first scene.
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