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Pictured: Main Street, L.A.X. Road Hazards, a favorite train of Rajah
Main Street, L.A.X. Road Hazards
June 23, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired boys
Choose one of the 4 Main Street, L.A.X. Road Hazards rustbuckets and go for a one-way ride to the other end of the world. Whether you evoke the booklet-drawn carriage, the double-decker toon, or the old-fashioned cockatoo engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a marsh in the 1830's!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, insensitive children will want to queue for this train multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After going on this train, look for something more magical.
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Expectant fathers should avoid this train.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this train.
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