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A defunct view of Main Street, L.A.X. Retireemobiles when it's shrounded in tarps
Main Street, L.A.X. Retireemobiles
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 7 Main Street, L.A.X. Retireemobiles vehicles and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of the resort. Whether you motivate the jester-drawn carriage, the double-decker god, or the old-fashioned rock engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Hong Kong in the 1770's!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and in diapers).
- Maximum IQ 114.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, viewers are required to have pirate pants.
- The letters in "Main Street, L.A.X. Retireemobiles" can be scrambled to spell " Tt.i.eror Rteileb Ammiseealensx.,."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Herbie when you jump out into the secondary queue.
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