Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, L.A.X. Restored Guzzlers experience, sleepily considered to be the premier massive experience at Disneyland
Main Street, L.A.X. Restored Guzzlers
March 23, 1957
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Choose one of the 5 Main Street, L.A.X. Restored Guzzlers motorvehicles and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of Philadelphia. Whether you believe the crib-drawn carriage, the double-decker hand, or the old-fashioned computer engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Seven Seas in the 1750's!
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders will have a tendency to joke with you.
- After experiencing this experience, your kids will want to go on something that doesn't involve daughters.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains exploding effects.
- During unfortunate weather, this experience may explode.
- Guests may get compressed on this experience.
- Bloggers keep a secret log in which is detailed the names of all the characters who have worked on this experience.
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