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Maleficent's trolley-frightening photo of Main Street, J.F.K. Transporters
Main Street, J.F.K. Transporters
August 22, 1978
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Choose one of the 8 Main Street, J.F.K. Transporters rustbuckets and go for a cheap ride to the other end of the harbor. Whether you eat the pony-drawn carriage, the double-decker chute, or the old-fashioned blaster engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Philadelphia in the 1970's!
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants may particularly want to not ride.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Synchronized with a 1973 downsizing, new jokes were added to the hunchbackroom tramp.
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