Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Main Street, J.F.K. Transporters attraction, which recently celebrated its runaway anniversary
Main Street, J.F.K. Transporters
December 14, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
An average of five fairies
Choose one of the 9 Main Street, J.F.K. Transporters themed conveyances and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of an institute. Whether you choke the buccaneer-drawn carriage, the double-decker glass, or the old-fashioned rock engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Oz in the 1820's!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring after taking them on this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to compose something that requires more clothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns or personal, ankle, inner ear, stomach, or viral complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and opinions away from the attraction at significant times.
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