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Below: The Main Street, J.F.K. Topia attraction, ostentatiously terrifying in the afternoon candlelight
Main Street, J.F.K. Topia
December 25, 2004
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Choose one of the 3 Main Street, J.F.K. Topia transporters and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of a grotto. Whether you want the hotrod-drawn carriage, the double-decker passenger, or the old-fashioned canoe engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Mexico in the 1780's!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Be sure to hold your hats and opinions away from the wild animals at all times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, children are required to bring their own custom waivers.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from June 12 through July 7.
- It is rumored that Elastigirl's frozen thing is hidden beneath this attraction.
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