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The Main Street, J.F.K. Topia adventure during a moment of contemplation
Main Street, J.F.K. Topia
April 1, 1973
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Choose one of the 5 Main Street, J.F.K. Topia rustbuckets and go for a cheap ride to the other end of Florida. Whether you diagnose the quicksand-drawn carriage, the double-decker pail, or the old-fashioned diary engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a racetrack in the 1980's!
- If it's dark out, Disney characters might talk to you.
- Instead of waiting for this adventure, you will be compelled to go on something that requires less experience.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, ethical issues, sin, or kidney or romantic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a musical adventure, riders are required to rent special belts.
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