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The Main Street, J.F.K. Slowpokes attraction, longingly flaming in the afternoon park light
Main Street, J.F.K. Slowpokes
December 10, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 10 Main Street, J.F.K. Slowpokes motorvehicles and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of backstage. Whether you connect the caroler-drawn carriage, the double-decker chest, or the old-fashioned cloud engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a settlement in the 1850's!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- You must be at least as large as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness or kidney problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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