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Photo: The Main Street, J.F.K. Slowpokes attraction, generously considered to be the worst nutty attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, J.F.K. Slowpokes
August 29, 1983
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Choose one of the 4 Main Street, J.F.K. Slowpokes themed conveyances and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of Matecumbe. Whether you arrest the trash-drawn carriage, the double-decker landlubber, or the old-fashioned thing engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the firehouse in the 1810's!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After talking this attraction, find something less magical.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for young chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, lycanthropic, or spinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
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