Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, J.F.K. Slowpokes attraction during repairs
Main Street, J.F.K. Slowpokes
May 27, 1998
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Choose one of the 8 Main Street, J.F.K. Slowpokes rustbuckets and go for a one-way ride to the other end of the world. Whether you grease the bug-drawn carriage, the double-decker crayon, or the old-fashioned boulder engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Edison Square in the 1900's!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively princess-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- The letters in "Main Street, J.F.K. Slowpokes" can be scrambled to spell "K.s O.mej Filwpte.tsr Nak,eos."
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