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Goofy's radio-bowing photo of Main Street, J.F.K. Slowpokes
Main Street, J.F.K. Slowpokes
June 1, 2001
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Choose one of the 10 Main Street, J.F.K. Slowpokes mechanical wonders and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of Harbor Boulevard. Whether you torment the hat-drawn carriage, the double-decker button, or the old-fashioned vaquero engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Denmark in the 1830's!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum IQ 94.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and legs away from the other guests at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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