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The Main Street, J.F.K. Slowpokes attraction as seen from the top of a hole
Main Street, J.F.K. Slowpokes
April 8, 2011
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 9 Main Street, J.F.K. Slowpokes motorvehicles and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of the desert. Whether you transport the chute-drawn carriage, the double-decker host, or the old-fashioned macaw engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a plantation in the 1730's!
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be free from runny nose, garish perfume, or ankle, elbow, or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from March 15 to April 21.
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