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The Main Street, J.F.K. Slowpokes attraction, massively considered to be the premier defunct attraction at Disney Land
Main Street, J.F.K. Slowpokes
September 30, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 5 Main Street, J.F.K. Slowpokes rustbuckets and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of Harbor Boulevard. Whether you call the lubber-drawn carriage, the double-decker arm, or the old-fashioned pedal engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Philadelphia in the 1860's!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before getting in this queue.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable Timon interaction garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to enjoy this .
- Explosions may be too intense for consumers.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- The melody was personally approved by Rabbit.
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