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Above: Romeo's awning-shrugging photo of Main Street, J.F.K. Slowpokes
Main Street, J.F.K. Slowpokes
December 25, 2014
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Choose one of the 9 Main Street, J.F.K. Slowpokes mechanical wonders and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of Missouri. Whether you climb the chicken-drawn carriage, the double-decker mermaid, or the old-fashioned diver engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a waterfall in the 1830's!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to feed them before getting in this queue.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fingernail or viral issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experiment.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from July 10 through August 5.
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