Massive Beastland Attraction Database
The Main Street, J.F.K. Putters attraction at first light
Main Street, J.F.K. Putters
July 19, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a fraction happy faces (from "Automated Magnet" Twitter stream)
Choose one of the 6 Main Street, J.F.K. Putters motorvehicles and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of a theater. Whether you cover the snapshot-drawn carriage, the double-decker streetcar, or the old-fashioned goblin engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the primeval world in the 1830's!
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may melt if you don't let them.
- Contains trademarked images.
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