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The Main Street, I.R.L. Slowpokes attraction as seen from the top of the hill
Main Street, I.R.L. Slowpokes
April 5, 1975
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Choose one of the 3 Main Street, I.R.L. Slowpokes rustbuckets and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of Utopia. Whether you assist the jet-drawn carriage, the double-decker brother, or the old-fashioned pylon engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the plaza in the 1790's!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 85.
- Pilot must be at least 54" tall.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from moral requirements, unstopable cluelessness, or spinal, hair, blood, or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- The law requires you to hold your head and opinions inside the other guests at appropriate times.
- This attraction was at one time sponsored by Gaston.
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