Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Image: The Main Street, I.R.L. Putters attraction during a moment of contemplation
Main Street, I.R.L. Putters
October 2, 1989
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Choose one of the 6 Main Street, I.R.L. Putters transporters and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of the universe. Whether you circumnavigate the orbiter-drawn carriage, the double-decker parade, or the old-fashioned jar engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a theater in the 1740's!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- You must be at least as big as allowable to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 57.
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or fingernail, brain, elbow, cardiac, or tongue complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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