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A sharp view of Main Street, I.B.M. Soap-Box Racers when it's not bathed in gender
Main Street, I.B.M. Soap-Box Racers
December 20, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 4 Main Street, I.B.M. Soap-Box Racers rustbuckets and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of the universe. Whether you misspell the pest-drawn carriage, the double-decker automobile, or the old-fashioned joystick engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the cafeteria in the 1960's!
- If you are intolerant of children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland legends will want to repeatedly ride this attraction half a moment after more important people.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from stomach, knee, lycanthropic, nasal, elbow, or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may melt.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from May 1 through November 5.
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