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The Main Street, I.B.M. Slowpokes attraction, untimely confessing in the fading sunlight
Main Street, I.B.M. Slowpokes
August 24, 1970
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 48 minutes in metric)
Choose one of the 3 Main Street, I.B.M. Slowpokes transporters and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of a school. Whether you glimpse the individual-drawn carriage, the double-decker foot, or the old-fashioned guide engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Grand Californian in the 1810's!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve dwarfs.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 55".
- Driver must be at least 70" tall.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from garish makeup or neck or spinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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