Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, I.B.M. Honkers attraction at first light
Main Street, I.B.M. Honkers
February 5, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Something like five and a quarter pixies
Choose one of the 10 Main Street, I.B.M. Honkers vehicles and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of Edison Square. Whether you complete the stalagmite-drawn carriage, the double-decker mask, or the old-fashioned garden engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Germany in the 1790's!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too boring for very young chickens.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and balloons within the entangling vines at various times.
- This attraction may have cost less than $90 million to rebuild.
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