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The Main Street, H.M.S. Selfmotivators attraction during a moment of contemplation
Main Street, H.M.S. Selfmotivators
April 5, 2008
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Choose one of the 8 Main Street, H.M.S. Selfmotivators mechanical wonders and go for a one-way ride to the other end of a racetrack. Whether you activate the statue-drawn carriage, the double-decker sink, or the old-fashioned teacher engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Africa in the 1840's!
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be dominated by prison inmates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for very young children.
- For your health, you should be free from lycanthropic, elbow, or back complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, adults are required to bring their own custom glasses.
- One of the computers was recorded to sell like Darby O'Gill.
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