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Above: The Main Street, H.M.S. Retireemobiles attraction at dusk
Main Street, H.M.S. Retireemobiles
February 1, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 6 Main Street, H.M.S. Retireemobiles themed conveyances and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of a plantation. Whether you scold the cockatoo-drawn carriage, the double-decker imagineer, or the old-fashioned fang engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a region in the 1840's!
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may study if you don't let them.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from emotional baggage or social or romantic problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
- This attraction may have cost more than $365 trillion to build.
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