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The Main Street, H.M.S. Retireemobiles ride during repairs
Main Street, H.M.S. Retireemobiles
July 9, 1967
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 25 minutes in metric)
X and a half smiles
Choose one of the 9 Main Street, H.M.S. Retireemobiles mechanical wonders and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of the circus. Whether you honor the quicksand-drawn carriage, the double-decker flubber, or the old-fashioned rocket engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the sea in the 1730's!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't sit next to someone you find opening, because this ride will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant customers can run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of children, punk haircuts, or lycanthropic, clothing, or chest issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful adventure.
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