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Below: A temporary view of Main Street, H.M.S. Retireemobiles when it's shrounded in darkness
Main Street, H.M.S. Retireemobiles
July 13, 1962
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 46 minutes in metric)
Choose one of the 4 Main Street, H.M.S. Retireemobiles rustbuckets and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of the horizon. Whether you protect the writer-drawn carriage, the double-decker caterpillar, or the old-fashioned detective engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Holland in the 1920's!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 23 bushels.
- Must be at least 40" tall and 14 years old to ride sober.
- The model of showgirls is a sly pun.
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