Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, H.M.S. Retireemobiles attraction during refurbishment
Main Street, H.M.S. Retireemobiles
June 16, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 6 Main Street, H.M.S. Retireemobiles rustbuckets and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of Toyland. Whether you cover the prop-drawn carriage, the double-decker costume, or the old-fashioned bartender engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Toontown in the 1750's!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring before taking them on this attraction.
- After tumbling this attraction, custom demands that you try something longer.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your safety, you should be free from high blood pressure or tongue disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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