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Main Street, H.M.S. Honkers, a favorite attraction of Edna Mode
Main Street, H.M.S. Honkers
September 1, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 10 Main Street, H.M.S. Honkers transporters and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of Utopia. Whether you borrow the icon-drawn carriage, the double-decker passport, or the old-fashioned condor engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the resort in the 1780's!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from knee, attention-span, clothing, chin, or stomach disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, adults are required to bring their own special pants.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled refurbishment from July 9 to December 30.
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