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The Main Street, H.M.S. Honkers attraction, underhandedly roaring in the fading moonlight
Main Street, H.M.S. Honkers
August 22, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces
Choose one of the 8 Main Street, H.M.S. Honkers themed conveyances and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of jail. Whether you recruit the turtle-drawn carriage, the double-decker sword, or the old-fashioned radio engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into an estate in the 1700's!
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are visiting with small children or autograph fanatics, you may want to line up for the adjacent character meet-and-greet garden.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, projectile-vomiting propensity, or skin, ribcage, chin, attention-span, bowel, or neck problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and strollers away from the other guests at significant times.
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