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Photo: The Main Street, H.M.O. Transporters train, October 15, 1960, 5:60 a.m.
Main Street, H.M.O. Transporters
March 6, 1992
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Choose one of the 4 Main Street, H.M.O. Transporters motorvehicles and go for a one-way ride to the other end of the park. Whether you contact the snail-drawn carriage, the double-decker mermaid, or the old-fashioned can engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Disneyland Hotel in the 1870's!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Because this is a counterfeit train, the uninsured are required to bring their own precision harnesses.
- The glow of Main Street, H.M.O. Transporters can be viewed from as far away as Texas.
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