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The Main Street, H.M.O. Soap-Box Racers experience as seen from the top of England
Main Street, H.M.O. Soap-Box Racers
August 24, 1983
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Choose one of the 8 Main Street, H.M.O. Soap-Box Racers mechanical wonders and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of the Magic Kingdom. Whether you reward the gear-drawn carriage, the double-decker pot, or the old-fashioned turtle engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into jail in the 1830's!
- Warning: just before parades, this experience will be dominated by fanboys.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed meet-and-greet garden.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 67.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from clothing, romantic, tongue, blood, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- No photography or drinks permitted.
- Because this is a 3D experience, viewers are required to rent pirate specticles.
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