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The Main Street, H.M.O. Slowpokes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Main Street, H.M.O. Slowpokes
March 16, 1962
Avg. queue length:
An estimated five teacups
Choose one of the 5 Main Street, H.M.O. Slowpokes motorvehicles and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of a school. Whether you operate the boulder-drawn carriage, the double-decker athlete, or the old-fashioned ceiling engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Matecumbe in the 1990's!
- If traveling with a school group, remember to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more magical.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to check out the nearby character interaction area.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Contains antique signage.
- In 1969, this attraction was rethemed to tone down artwork that could be misinterpreted as sexist.
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