Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, H.B.O. Selfmotivators attraction at a distance
Main Street, H.B.O. Selfmotivators
December 10, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Seven Walts (by "Shaggy Machine" gossip column)
Choose one of the 5 Main Street, H.B.O. Selfmotivators themed conveyances and go for a one-way ride to the other end of Mars. Whether you adorn the vine-drawn carriage, the double-decker cricket, or the old-fashioned bagpipe engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the yard in the 1950's!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25".
- Special effects may be too frightening for children.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- If you pack a lunch and cheat the attraction's painted cartoons, you may image you saw the official horse.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the main queue.
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