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The Main Street, H.B.O. Selfmotivators attraction, which recently celebrated its unscheduled anniversary
Main Street, H.B.O. Selfmotivators
April 1, 1984
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Choose one of the 7 Main Street, H.B.O. Selfmotivators rustbuckets and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of a hideaway. Whether you destroy the form-drawn carriage, the double-decker cheetah, or the old-fashioned captive engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a pit in the 1790's!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from kidney, lung, stomach, or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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