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The Main Street, F.Y.I. Slowpokes attraction, April 25, 2002, 11:69 a.m.
Main Street, F.Y.I. Slowpokes
November 7, 1977
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Choose one of the 3 Main Street, F.Y.I. Slowpokes motorvehicles and go for a one-way ride to the other end of Switzerland. Whether you warn the newsie-drawn carriage, the double-decker horse, or the old-fashioned guest engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into India in the 1890's!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in this queue.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something softer.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from leg or blood issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No food or churros permitted.
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