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The Main Street, F.Y.I. Slowpokes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Main Street, F.Y.I. Slowpokes
December 19, 1968
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Choose one of the 8 Main Street, F.Y.I. Slowpokes transporters and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of Mars. Whether you predate the treat-drawn carriage, the double-decker costume, or the old-fashioned toad engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Matecumbe in the 1820's!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives while taking them on this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from low blood pressure, distracting allergies, runny perfume, or ankle, stomach, intestinal, back, hair, or tongue problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- The letters in "Main Street, F.Y.I. Slowpokes" can be scrambled to spell "Esa, L.or En.eot.kmt Fiwispys."
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