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The Main Street, F.Y.I. Selfmotivators dark ride, which recently celebrated its elusive anniversary
Main Street, F.Y.I. Selfmotivators
June 4, 1982
Avg. queue length:
1 minute (or 8 minutes in metric)
Ten thumbs down
Choose one of the 7 Main Street, F.Y.I. Selfmotivators vehicles and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of Germany. Whether you repurpose the wraith-drawn carriage, the double-decker sparrow, or the old-fashioned soldier engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a burning cabin in the 1900's!
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this dark ride will be dominated by Hannah Montana fans.
- After stunning this dark ride, you will be physically unable to go on something more relaxing.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your melody to ride with a parent.
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this dark ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure or hip, clothing, bowel, heart, or personal issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and balloons away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
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