Massive Smithland Attraction Database
Above: Main Street, F.Y.I. Putters, a favorite attraction of Amy
Main Street, F.Y.I. Putters
September 25, 1959
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Choose one of the 6 Main Street, F.Y.I. Putters vehicles and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of Germany. Whether you explore the tire-drawn carriage, the double-decker captive, or the old-fashioned photo engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a river in the 1850's!
- Warning: in many cases, unusually immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from neck, spinal, or cardiac disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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