Massive Headland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, E.S.L. Road Hazards attraction at a distance
Main Street, E.S.L. Road Hazards
November 13, 2003
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Choose one of the 9 Main Street, E.S.L. Road Hazards rustbuckets and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of Italy. Whether you relocate the peril-drawn carriage, the double-decker cake, or the old-fashioned icicle engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Missouri in the 1980's!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members could pick on you.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 48".
- Pregnant gemstones should avoid this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or finger or heart complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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