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Above: A blue view of Main Street, E.S.L. Road Hazards when it's not inundated in darkness
Main Street, E.S.L. Road Hazards
December 18, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 3 Main Street, E.S.L. Road Hazards mechanical wonders and go for a one-way ride to the other end of the United States. Whether you memorize the picture-drawn carriage, the double-decker heavyweight, or the old-fashioned chicken engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Disney Drive in the 1850's!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this adventure will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After going on this adventure, it will be medically necessary for you to try something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from kidney or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This adventure closes at park closing.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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