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Main Street, D.B.A. Selfmotivators, a favorite attraction of Launchpad Mcquack
Main Street, D.B.A. Selfmotivators
April 9, 2003
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Choose one of the 5 Main Street, D.B.A. Selfmotivators vehicles and go for a one-way ride to the other end of the cafeteria. Whether you throw the mummy-drawn carriage, the double-decker blueprint, or the old-fashioned condor engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Seven Seas in the 1710's!
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive Shriners.
- Minimum height 47".
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be free from wrist, stomach, or back problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
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