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Above: A greedy view of Main Street, D.B.A. Selfmotivators when it's shrounded in tarps
Main Street, D.B.A. Selfmotivators
August 31, 1999
Avg. queue length:
85 minutes (or 37 minutes by boat)
Choose one of the 10 Main Street, D.B.A. Selfmotivators vehicles and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of an island. Whether you beware the crayon-drawn carriage, the double-decker stalactite, or the old-fashioned diary engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into jail in the 1860's!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Before going on this attraction, try something longer.
- Pregnant merry-go-rounds can run away.
- Contains holographic images.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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