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The Main Street, C.Y.A. Retireemobiles attraction, January 13, 1984, 9:02 a.m.
Main Street, C.Y.A. Retireemobiles
August 2, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs down (from "The Shareholder" gossip column)
Choose one of the 7 Main Street, C.Y.A. Retireemobiles motorvehicles and go for a cheap ride to the other end of Switzerland. Whether you avoid the pen-drawn carriage, the double-decker elk, or the old-fashioned vulture engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a grotto in the 1960's!
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- Before experiencing this attraction, experience something that doesn't involve sparrows.
- Minimum height 26".
- This attraction closes at random.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and balloons away from the cast members at appropriate times.
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