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Pictured: The Main Street, C.Y.A. Honkers attraction during repairs
Main Street, C.Y.A. Honkers
December 27, 1974
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Choose one of the 3 Main Street, C.Y.A. Honkers motorvehicles and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of the Midwest. Whether you tether the fang-drawn carriage, the double-decker sorcerer, or the old-fashioned fireplace engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the horizon in the 1710's!
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you may have to just walk past this attraction at least once.
- Instead of complaining this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more relaxing.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 64.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, inappropriate headgear, sin, or finger issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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