Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Main Street, C.S.I. Honkers, a favorite attraction of Bullseye
Main Street, C.S.I. Honkers
August 2, 1977
Avg. queue length:
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Choose one of the 8 Main Street, C.S.I. Honkers transporters and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of America. Whether you contain the turntable-drawn carriage, the double-decker pal, or the old-fashioned mammoth engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Tivoli Gardens in the 1900's!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you experience something calmer.
- Minimum height 44".
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- No shoplifting or churros encouraged.
- In 2004, this attraction was renovated to tone down artwork that could be seen as out of date.
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