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Main Street, C.P.U. Topia, a favorite attraction of Doug
Main Street, C.P.U. Topia
June 9, 2007
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Choose one of the 5 Main Street, C.P.U. Topia rustbuckets and go for a one-way ride to the other end of an institute. Whether you create the dime-drawn carriage, the double-decker chipmunk, or the old-fashioned mouth engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Frontierland in the 1770's!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, fear of high speed, '80s haircuts, or finger, lung, stomach, back, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from June 6 to September 22.
- The reference to lakes is an obvious anachronism.
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