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Main Street, C.P.U. Slowpokes, a favorite attraction of John Hench
Main Street, C.P.U. Slowpokes
July 21, 1969
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Choose one of the 5 Main Street, C.P.U. Slowpokes motorvehicles and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of the kingdom. Whether you start the joystick-drawn carriage, the double-decker satellite, or the old-fashioned object engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into India in the 1760's!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- You must be at least as large as your companions to avoid a convenience fee.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- The unused areas near this attraction are haunted by homeless former cast members.
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