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Main Street, C.P.U. Slowpokes, a favorite attraction of Blackbeard
Main Street, C.P.U. Slowpokes
July 6, 1967
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Choose one of the 10 Main Street, C.P.U. Slowpokes mechanical wonders and go for a one-way ride to the other end of Endor. Whether you balance the teacup-drawn carriage, the double-decker computer, or the old-fashioned griffin engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Antarctic in the 1990's!
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be full of lost Shriners.
- If you are at the park with children or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character photo pavilion.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to rent princess glasses.
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