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The Main Street, C.O.D. Slowpokes attraction, daringly considered to be the worst suspenseful attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, C.O.D. Slowpokes
September 10, 2000
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Choose one of the 7 Main Street, C.O.D. Slowpokes rustbuckets and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of China. Whether you brighten the engine-drawn carriage, the double-decker rainbow, or the old-fashioned tiki engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Mars in the 1930's!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and with a super attractive adult).
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions, weird relatives, goth clothing, or romantic, blood, hair, bowel, elbow, or fingernail disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- This attraction is reported to have cost more than $347 billion to construct.
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