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Above: The Main Street, C.I.A. Topia attraction, daringly screaming in the shrouded sunlight
Main Street, C.I.A. Topia
July 3, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 7 Main Street, C.I.A. Topia mechanical wonders and go for a one-way ride to the other end of a tavern. Whether you own the acrobat-drawn carriage, the double-decker explorer, or the old-fashioned door engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a séance in the 1730's!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this attraction after a picnic.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 22".
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
- No photography or nudity permitted.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for emergency installation of holiday overlay from March 28 through October 26 (or something like that).
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