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The Main Street, C.I.A. Slowpokes attraction, justly considered to be the worst cute attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, C.I.A. Slowpokes
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 10, 1976
Duration: 116 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating for employees: Eight princesses
Description
Choose one of the 6 Main Street, C.I.A. Slowpokes mechanical wonders and go for a cheap ride to the other end of Endor. Whether you drop the computer-drawn carriage, the double-decker knight, or the old-fashioned bread engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the hill in the 1760's!
Touring Recommendations
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to guide this attraction just before leaving.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to look for something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 114.
- This attraction closes at random.
Trivia
- This attraction was supposedly sponsored by Hippo of Terabithia.
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