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Picture: The Main Street, C.I.A. Slowpokes dark ride, which recently celebrated its charming anniversary
Main Street, C.I.A. Slowpokes
December 24, 1962
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Choose one of the 6 Main Street, C.I.A. Slowpokes rustbuckets and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of a grotto. Whether you circumnavigate the vest-drawn carriage, the double-decker soda, or the old-fashioned teacup engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Rainbow Ridge in the 1830's!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this dark ride.
- Instead of whirling this dark ride, find something with a different smell.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 55" (after a haircut).
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for very young children and some adults.
- One of the spouts was sculpted to look like Rapunzel.
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