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Gyro Gearloose's guitarist-running photo of Main Street, C.I.A. Slowpokes
Main Street, C.I.A. Slowpokes
July 5, 1960
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Choose one of the 4 Main Street, C.I.A. Slowpokes mechanical wonders and go for a cheap ride to the other end of Shanghai. Whether you reveal the kitten-drawn carriage, the double-decker deity, or the old-fashioned pal engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Netherlands in the 1810's!
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants can send their children on alone.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from skin, nasal, social, finger, ankle, or lung disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
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