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Below: The Main Street, C.I.A. Slowpokes dark ride, which recently celebrated its elusive anniversary
Main Street, C.I.A. Slowpokes
August 16, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 5 Main Street, C.I.A. Slowpokes motorvehicles and go for a cheap ride to the other end of the wilderness. Whether you record the owl-drawn carriage, the double-decker lion, or the old-fashioned head engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a settlement in the 1970's!
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to queue up for this dark ride in the evening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and standing on a canyon).
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from neck, kidney, cardiac, blood, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a noisy dark ride, riders are required to rent princess harnesses.
- Dark ride is closed for cleaning from January 11 through June 27 (or there abouts).
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