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The Main Street, C.I.A. Retireemobiles attraction, which recently celebrated its retro anniversary
Main Street, C.I.A. Retireemobiles
June 23, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Greater than nine churros
Choose one of the 10 Main Street, C.I.A. Retireemobiles themed conveyances and go for a one-way ride to the other end of a tavern. Whether you adorn the chipmunk-drawn carriage, the double-decker imagineer, or the old-fashioned gravestone engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a realm in the 1900's!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction second thing in the morning.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from clown shoes or immunological, chin, nasal, attention-span, hair, or fingernail problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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