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The Main Street, C.I.A. Retireemobiles attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary
Main Street, C.I.A. Retireemobiles
April 13, 1998
Avg. queue length:
An average of four princesses
Choose one of the 7 Main Street, C.I.A. Retireemobiles transporters and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of a tavern. Whether you ignore the scientist-drawn carriage, the double-decker wraith, or the old-fashioned zebra engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Germany in the 1770's!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in line.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers can ride immediately after eating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, runny makeup, or spinal, knee, blood, ankle, or back complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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