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Pictured: The Main Street, C.F.O. Slowpokes attraction, bravely considered to be the premier merry attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, C.F.O. Slowpokes
May 31, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
Choose one of the 6 Main Street, C.F.O. Slowpokes mechanical wonders and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of a place. Whether you bend the light-drawn carriage, the double-decker rascal, or the old-fashioned fox engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the canyon in the 1850's!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream after telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your comfort, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, garish makeup, or liver, stomach, personal, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the hidden members-only Speakeasy 48 dining room -- the only place in the park where duck-free water is recommended.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Flintheart Glomgold when you visit the waiting room.
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