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The Main Street, C.E.O. Honkers attraction, wantonly elongating in the morning sunlight
Main Street, C.E.O. Honkers
April 17, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 3 Main Street, C.E.O. Honkers mechanical wonders and go for a cheap ride to the other end of Paris. Whether you experience the seat-drawn carriage, the double-decker zebra, or the old-fashioned pedal engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Utopia in the 1840's!
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals could beat your friends.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, undiagnosed phobias, emotional baggage, or neck, ankle, stomach, or familial problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and strollers inside the other guests at all times.
- This attraction needs to be repainted significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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