Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Main Street, C.B.S. Retireemobiles train at a distance
Main Street, C.B.S. Retireemobiles
March 23, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 9 Main Street, C.B.S. Retireemobiles transporters and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of America. Whether you save the button-drawn carriage, the double-decker jar, or the old-fashioned castle engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a grotto in the 1860's!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this train will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Before going on this train, you might find it pleasant to go on something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hiccoughs or intestinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
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