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A golden view of Main Street, B.R.B. Slowpokes when it's not inundated in tarps
Main Street, B.R.B. Slowpokes
February 5, 1972
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Choose one of the 8 Main Street, B.R.B. Slowpokes mechanical wonders and go for a one-way ride to the other end of a hole. Whether you command the harpsichord-drawn carriage, the double-decker cartoon, or the old-fashioned pest engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Grand Canyon in the 1810's!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Waiting may occur.
- This dark ride's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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