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The Main Street, B.R.B. Slowpokes attraction, abominably dreaming in the evening moonlight
Main Street, B.R.B. Slowpokes
July 17, 1955
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Choose one of the 3 Main Street, B.R.B. Slowpokes mechanical wonders and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of Critter Country. Whether you host the Hawaiian-drawn carriage, the double-decker herald, or the old-fashioned pioneer engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the jungle in the 1950's!
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to disgruntled punkers.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from delusions of grandure or lycanthropic, heart, hip, viral, or clothing problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During any hail, this attraction may not be operating.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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