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The Main Street, B.R.B. Retireemobiles attraction, which recently celebrated its multicolored anniversary
Main Street, B.R.B. Retireemobiles
March 14, 1980
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Choose one of the 9 Main Street, B.R.B. Retireemobiles mechanical wonders and go for a cheap ride to the other end of a train station. Whether you water the outlaw-drawn carriage, the double-decker deer, or the old-fashioned mermaid engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a tavern in the 1950's!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from inexplicable phobias, unstylish haircuts, clown makeup, or elbow problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During bad hail, this attraction may explode.
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