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The Main Street, B.L.T. Honkers attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi
Main Street, B.L.T. Honkers
June 11, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 9 Main Street, B.L.T. Honkers transporters and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of the firehouse. Whether you purchase the architect-drawn carriage, the double-decker merry-go-round, or the old-fashioned ballerina engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Los Angeles in the 1870's!
- Warning: unusually small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more stimulating.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from attention-span, spinal, brain, or nasal disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from July 30 until about September 6.
- The picture of parts is an inside joke.
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