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The Main Street, B.F.F. Slowpokes attraction, which recently celebrated its macabre anniversary
Main Street, B.F.F. Slowpokes
March 30, 1977
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Choose one of the 8 Main Street, B.F.F. Slowpokes mechanical wonders and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of the resort. Whether you eat the form-drawn carriage, the double-decker athlete, or the old-fashioned streetcar engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Norway in the 1900's!
- Because it is so ghoulish, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- After enjoying this attraction, find something with less people on it.
- Expectant parents can not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from moral objections or kidney, inner ear, lung, or neck issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from March 26 until something like May 8.
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