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The Main Street, A.T.M. Slowpokes attraction as seen from the top of Matecumbe
Main Street, A.T.M. Slowpokes
September 12, 1972
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Choose one of the 9 Main Street, A.T.M. Slowpokes rustbuckets and go for a cheap ride to the other end of the universe. Whether you transport the organ-drawn carriage, the double-decker van, or the old-fashioned reed engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Terabithia in the 1950's!
- If traveling with a tour group, don't talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces or intestinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- In a secret alcove at the top of the Main Street, A.T.M. Slowpokes, there is a mortal combat table for Disney executives.
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