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The Main Street, A.O.L. Road Hazards attraction, which recently celebrated its portentous anniversary
Main Street, A.O.L. Road Hazards
June 24, 1986
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Choose one of the 10 Main Street, A.O.L. Road Hazards themed conveyances and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of India. Whether you burn the castle-drawn carriage, the double-decker titan, or the old-fashioned griffin engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a mountain in the 1950's!
- Warning: before rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces or stomach, hair, blood, clothing, or chest problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The picture of windows is a sly pun.
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